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Cats & Dogs

Q: All of Jenny's pets are dogs except one. All of her pets are cats except one. How many cats and dogs does Jenny have?

A: Jenny has one cat and one dog.

Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. You can’t take your time.
Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK?
Let’s find out just how smart and clever you really are.
Ready? …
GO!!!

FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race.You overtake the second person.What position are you in?
ANSWER: If you answer that you are first, then you areAbsolutely wrong! If you overtake the second personAnd you take his place, you are second! Try not toScrew up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don’t take as muchtime as you took for the first question.
(You know you took too much time.)


SECOND QUESTION: If you overtake the last person, then you are…?
ANSWER: If you answered that you are second to last,then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can youovertake the LAST person?!
THIRD QUESTION: Very tricky math! Note: This must bedone in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil ora calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.Now add another 1000.Now add 30.Add another 1000.Now add 20.Now add another 1000.Now add 10.
What is the total?
ANSWER: Did you get 5000? The correct answer isactually 4100.
Don’t believe it? Check with your calculator! Today isdefinitely not your day. Maybe you will get the lastquestion right?


LAST QUESTION: Mary’s father has five daughters:Nana,Nene,Nini,Nono.What is the name of the fifth daughter?
ANSWER: Nunu? Nana? Nene? NONO! Of course not. Thefifth daughter’s name is Mary.
Read the question again.

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Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!



Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?



Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum



"Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?"



Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?



Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.



Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma?



School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?




Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!



Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!



Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...



7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!



Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!



Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...



Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu!



Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?



'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu , Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?


Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?



Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?


Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna mudiyuma?



Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?



Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal vibaraithama aayidum !!!

SEmMa joKes

Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Smile ) b’se after S there is a mile.

Which is the coolest alphabet in English? ‘B’. yennaa adhu ‘A”C’ naduvila irukku..

Yaanai thannila viluntha yenna agum ? Neer yanaiyayidum..

Oru naal Kannagiyum Kovalanum Busla poyittu irunthangalaam. Avanga stop vantha odana Kovalan yerangittanam. Kannagi mattum yerangavemattennu pidivaadam pidithangalaam Yen? Kannagi padi thandatha pathini aache ! athanaal than irngale....

sUpEr joKes

Ramar Sithaiyai thedindu Lankai kalambumbodhu kadal ai thaandarathukku varar.Appo enna aschariyam! Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu. Yein? ---Yen-na, Avarkitte Vill Irundhathu;Where there is a
Will, there is a Way !!

jokeS 4 u....

NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.?
PASUPATHI :1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 ௧௩
NAATTAAMAI : enraa.???
PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla…



Deepavalikkum Pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam?---- Deepavali annikku PongalSaapidalaam ;Aana Pongal annikku Deppavaliye Sappida mudiyaadhu!

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So ChwIT.............

cute flowers................................

Kadavul kitta dress keten…Thuni kadaiye koduthar….Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar…Selavukku 5000 ketten…un cell number koduthar,Eppa Unna Parkka varatum…

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Ennodu nee irukum pothu,Kangalai naan imaikka maaten.
Yaen Theriyuma?
naan Kangalai moodum andha nerathil,en mobile-a ataya poturuvaUnna pathi therium…


Intha ullagathil pala idhayam thudithalum,Unnakkaga mattumey thudikum orey idhayam…Mundam Adhu
Un idhayam matum thaan…

Husband: “Yethuku kuppai thotiyai kondu vanthu yenaku minnadi vaikira?”
Wife: “Manasula irukurathai yellam kotta porannu sonnengale…”

1day I & RajiniKanth went to himalaya to discuss about our country & about SHIVAJI. At that time a tiger came & jumped on rajini but i killed the tiger. Some drops of blood leaked from my hands. Then SUPER STAR said to me \"Thodachukonga Navan................ Nallavanga ratham keela sintha koodathu........

Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!Yean Theriyumaa.?
romba yosikkaadhey
Rendu velaiyaiyumOrey nearathulaadhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.
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Avalukum “ennai” pidikavillai
Enanum “ennai” pidikavillai
Athanal,
Nangal iruvarum “ennai illamal dhosai suttu sapittom…





Today’s Kadi :
Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!Yean Theriyumaa.?
romba yosikkaadhey
Rendu velaiyaiyumOrey nearathulaadhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.
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Ennodu nee irukum pothu,Kangalai naan imaikka maaten.
Yaen Theriyuma?
naan Kangalai moodum andha nerathil,en mobile-a ataya poturuvaUnna pathi therium…





Simple truth:Intha ullagathil pala idhayam thudithalum,Unnakkaga mattumey thudikum orey idhayam…Mundam Adhu
Un idhayam matum thaan…



Husband: “Yethuku kuppai thotiyai kondu vanthu yenaku minnadi vaikira?”
Wife: “Manasula irukurathai yellam kotta porannu sonnengale…”

Tamizh...

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